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Choose Young

by Steven Page

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This was the opening to Steven Page Live From Home #81 on Saturday, January 29, 2022

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If you’ve gotta choose between spoken and sung
If you’ve gotta choose between your teeth and your tongue
If you’ve gotta choose between Rogan and Young
Choose Young
Choose Young

Pay him half a cent or pay him millions of bucks
Pay him while he cheers a bunch of traitors in trucks
You can try to dress him up in a tux
Good luck
He still sucks

Sometimes you’ve gotta choose between Caesar & Christ
Sometimes you’ve gotta choose between naughty & nice
Sometimes you’ve gotta ban a comic book about mice
Don’t think twice
Don’t think twice

If you Look back now at how far we have come
And you’re asking how things could have gotten so dumb
We used to clap for the nurses every night on the landing
Now we dox em and we stalk em and we shout Let’s Go Brandon

Sometimes you’ve gotta choose between Pfizer and death
Sometimes you’ve gotta choose between Elon and Jeff
Sometimes you get confused about who’s actually oppressed
Let me guess
God Bless


released February 1, 2022
Steven Page: Guitar, Vocal, Bass
Recorded and Mixed by Steven Page

Music & Lyrics by Steven Page
©2022 Fresh Baked Goods
Published by Yellow Warbler (SOCAN)


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Steven Page Manlius, New York

Steven Page is a Canadian singer and songwriter known for songs like "Brian Wilson," "The Old Apartment," "It's All Been Done," "Jane" and many others he recorded with Barenaked Ladies, the band he co-founded in 1988. A solo artist since 2009, he's gone on to release four solo albums as well as two with the Art of Time Ensemble, toured both as a singer and as a speaker focusing on mental health. ... more

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